MadnessUnderTheTuscanSun

Leaning Tower of Pisa

OverdosingPastaAndCarpaccioItalianStylePartIII.

TenAm. WeOverSlept. CoffeeQuickly. WhatDayIsIt? ThankGodSaturday. WhatDidWePlan? NothingExtra. AreWeCrazy? InItaly? WhereShouldWeGo? NoIdea. FirstThingFirst. Let’sHaveBreakfast. What’sInTheFridge? JustAYogurt. WellWhatToDo. WhatTimeIsIt? It’sEleven. HalfDayIsGone.

Let’sGoSomewhere. WhereShouldWeGo? ToTuscany. It’sALongDrive. AreYouCrazy? WeHaveTwoDays. OnlyTwoDays. OkLet’sGo. FindAHotel. It’sTooLate. OhSoPricey. WeShouldn’tGo. ButWeDiscussed. IFoundSomething. Affordable. BookingIsDone. NowWeGo. OhShitTheApartment. WeShouldCleanIt. Can’LeaveLikeThis. WeDon’tHaveTime. WeShouldn’tGo. ButWeBooked. NoCancellation. Let’sCleanQuickly. WhatTimeIsIt? TwelvePm. CleanTheKitchen. CleanTheRooms. CleanTheBathroom. TakeTheGarbage. NoGarbageDay. IDon’tCare. TimeIsTicking. PackTheBags. ICan’tCloseIt. DoSomething. BagsAreDone. NowWeGo. IAmHungry. WhatToEat? There’sCarpaccio. Let’sMakeQuickly. ButIt’sLate. IDon’tCare. Let’sHaveLunch. WhatTimeIsIt? TwoPm. It’sTooLate. WeShouldn’tHaveBooked. ButWeDecided. OffWeGo. CarryTheBags. It’sTooMuch. AreYouCrazy? WhySoMuch? Let’sGoQuickly. It’sGonnaBeDark. WeWon’tMakeIt. WeWillMakeIt. WeShouldHaveGotUpEarly. WeShouldHaveGoneToBedEarly. WeShouldHaveCleanedYesterday. OkShutUp. NowLet’sGo. WhichWayWeTake? IDon’tKnow. Where’sTheGPS? InTheBoot. TypeTheAddress. FourHoursDrive. WhatTimeIsIt? HalfPastTwo. GetOnTheRoad. ThankGodNoTraffic. EverybodyLeftEarly. WeShouldHaveLeftEarly. ButDon’tWorry. WeAreHalfWay. WhatTimeIsIt? It’sFourThirty. WeNeedPetrol. There’sAStation. Let’sStopHere. WeStopLater. WeWon’tMakeIt. StopHere. IDon’tStop. AreYouCrazy? StopRightNow. OkLet’sFillUp. INeedABathroom. WhereIsIt? OhSoDirty. Let’sStopLater. WeDon’tWasteTime. DamnAlright. GetOnTheRoad. TheLandScapeIsChanging. OhSoBeautiful. LikeInTheMovies. ButHighwayWasBetter. YouWantedMotorway. CozWeWereLate. FinallyTuscany. ExitTheMotorway. WhereToExit? IDon’tKnow. LookAtTheGPS. IAmLooking. HereOrNot? ExitNOW! FinallyOffRoad. ThirtyKilometers. FortyfiveMinutes. WhySoLong? TheRoadsAreWeird. LotsOfRoadWorks. Serpentines. GoSlower. It’sLikeARally. ILoveSpeeding. ButIAmNot. IDon’tCare. IVomit. ICan’tTakeIt. WeReachedTheCity. It’sAVillage. TheHotel’sName? IDon’tKnow. Where’sTheConfirmation? InMyMobile. Where’sYourMobile? InMyBag. Where’sYourBag? OnTheBackSeat. ICan’tReachIt. StopTheCar. Here’sTheConfirmation. ButWhereIsTheHotel? Let’sAskSomeone. TheyDon’tSpeakEnglish. ButYouSpeakItalian. ButJustBasics. GoAndAsk. DamnAlright. NeedToTurnBack. ThereWasNoSign. WhatDidYouBook? OhISeeIt. It’sGettingDark. OneDayIsGone. IToldYou. ButWeMadeIt. Let’sCheckIn. TheyDon’tSpeakEnglish. YouSpeakItalian. TheySpeakEnglish. Let’sEatSomething StayInTheHotel. ButIWantToGoOut. It’sGettingDark. IDon’tCare. Let’sGoToTheSea. It’sTooFar. ButLet’sGo. OffWeGo. EnterTheMotorway. LeftOrRight? ToTheRight. OhWeF.ckedUp. YouAreUseless. NoMoreSea. I’mHungry. Let’sGoBack…

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